whoz that girl...lalalalalala

2004-05-01T00:12:00.000+08:00

The paradox of war...
under the Geneva conference, prisoners of war or the so called enemies, are supposed to be treated humanely under capture. However here at OCS, cadets are treated inhumanely most of the time.

2004-03-07T00:38:00.000+08:00

...but the fact of the matter is that i still think abt her most of the time...

2004-01-25T18:00:00.000+08:00

am i expedient?

2004-01-12T00:30:00.000+08:00

oh wad a way to spend the 2nd last day of civilian life...jz listening to my rock in the com...realised im gonna be missing these dudes once i enter army...also chatted with ruoxi, the girl i was formerly infatuated with haha so it cant be that bad right...sounds so secondary sch but who cares...only thing that bugger left without telling me!!! idiot haha...oh yeah in that case better put that down as part of my new yr resolution...to be less easily infatuated with ppl haha...

well guess im gonna miss my rock and roll...came up with this inspiring speech...
"We can all rot and die in tekong...but 1 thing never dies...RoCk N RoLL!!!"

2004-01-11T19:24:00.000+08:00

will be entering army soon...nowz the time to wish me all the best peepz!!!

"Now I wanna see ya'll on ya'll baddest behavior!"
"Shake it like a polaroid picture..."

2004-01-05T23:36:00.000+08:00

have u ever considered the phrase "once broken considered sold"?

ive been considering this phrase for quite a while now...
1. it says "considered sold"...well it is only CONSIDERED sold...no one says that it is CONFIRMED sold...
2. it says "considered" but considered from whoz point of view?...the owner or the person who broke it?...if the person who broke it does not considered it sold den does he/she still havta pay for it?
3. if it is "considered sold" does that mean it is already paid for?...so the person who broke it has already paid for it?

wah lau im becoming a genius after i leave ACJC lar...

2003-12-29T01:09:00.000+08:00

the cunning old granny squeezes into the crowded out mrt
funny how she chooses to squeeze right into the middle of the cabin
where other ppl would choose to stand closer to the door
so that it would be easir to exit in the midst of the ppl mountain ppl sea
oh i understand now
those sitting down would be forced to give up their sits to the haggard granny
though she may be old
her mind still functions like a willy old fox

2003-11-14T21:26:00.000+08:00

social darenism...
loosely linked with social darwinism but has its distinctions
nature tends to even out herself when concerning humans, for example u will hardly see a damn smart person with good looks. Even if you see one, he or she will not be good in sports. Even if he or she has all three qualities, there will still be something lacking within them
on the second level...ugly people will persist in going for good looking people although they know whether consciously or not that they are not up to it...they will try to even out their looks and try to ensure their children has at least a 50% chance of not looking as hideous as them, and hence ensuring the survival of the ugliest
on the third level...good looking females have a higher marginal propensity for ugliness ie MPU. This means that chiobus are more inclined to accept ugly guys than yandaos accept ugly girls. Of course there are exceptions...
hence the theory...

2003-10-22T20:01:00.000+08:00

"somebody save......me!!!!..."
therez a smallville in every town and there's one right here in acjc...here's the cast...

daren li as clark kent (er duh u were expecting someone else?)
her as lana lang (again were u expecting someone else?)
wai min as chloe
chia erhn as pete ross
chester as lex luthor
karina as luthor's wife (hell knows her name)
my father and mother as jonathan and martha kent
the green stuff up my nose as kryptonite

"i dun care how u do it jz save......me!!!"

2003-10-22T10:44:00.000+08:00

been studying my history 2 and i came to realize that why the world or at least southeast asia acts this way is probably due to events of the past...say for example why indonesia is in such a chaotic state with abundant terrorist activites in the name of jihad is probably due to the oppresive ruling under the dutch that made the radicals hate the western world so much that they resort to bombing them...then you would ask what about vietnam? weren't they under oppressive french rule too? ah but the majority of the country do not suscribe to any religion which results in them not being so radical in nature now...and how abt malaysia, a predominantly islamic country...why arent there as many radical elements there? well it all comes down again to the liberal ruling of the british...good job mates!...and why do the mats listen to their rock music all the time? well the british are also rock fanatics...think iron maiden and u will think britain...and probably malaysia too haha...

2003-10-12T23:59:00.000+08:00

itz kinda late to blog down something tt happened 2 days ago, and i dun usually put down this kinda stuff but this is an exception...

been feeling kinda moody on friday night...knew tt it had something to do with the post baccalaureate service but i couldnt pinpont to exactly wad it was...after all, i didnt encounter this same moody feeling after 6 years in acjs (PS SUX!!! haha) nor after 4 yrs in acsi.so it cant really be because of leaving acjc right?...then i figured out the geez of it...itz not jz abt simply leaving acjs or acsi or acjc...itz the matter of leaving the entire acs family after 12 yrs of ac brand education...12 yrs!!!...the utilitarians will tell you ttz abt 1/6 of the average lifespan...wow...look at me now, and those who have spent these excellet 12 yrs in the ac family...sure there are times when we protested about the cock ups of the ac family like having to pay for gym fees even during the last 1/4 of the jc2 yr (im very sure we will fully utilise our 30 bux)but still, for most of us these 12 yrs will definitely contain the most memoriable moments that we will cherish dearly...though theoretically im no longer part of the ac family, i will still proudly associate myself with it and there will be without a doubt that to me ac is one of the most wonderful things that has ever entered my life...

and regarding HER...well i guess she will just be the sweetest dream that i have ever dreamt of, one that is the "closest to heaven" kinda feeling that i'll ever experience, one that seemed so real but when i reach out my hand to grab hold of it, she just vanishes into thin air right before my very eyes, never to return...there will be no hope for me so you guyz out there plz stop asking me to do something or anything abt the situation...

yeapz ttz all and to leave you guys with a quote i came up with...no its not "the best is yet to be" but "you can take someone out of the AC family but u can certainly not take the AC family out of that person..."

*mat accent* "xialar brudder wadz goin on...why u so poetic and sophisticated tonight..."

2003-10-08T22:03:00.000+08:00

short term goal: 3As and pass GP

LoNg TeRm GoAl: Be A SaRoNg PaRtY BoY!!!!!!

2003-10-04T11:09:00.000+08:00

"the guilt of being attached is the joy of being single..."
words of wisdom from the grand ayatollah

2003-10-03T23:03:00.000+08:00

with the season coming to a close, and the possibilty of boy-girl relationships happening amongst the j2s does not seem likely to occur, backoffbitch takes a look at the top 10 "what might have been" relationships...plz dun take offence in any names mention...if u want me to take them down due to any reason jz msg me and it shall do the trick haha...yeah right...

1. the identity of this "couple" has been protected... gxanii & nuwseh
2. liner & jeenar
3. jazzbeer & ragechell
4. jeet hann & gold soo ling ling ling
5. marrrck & ahned
6. yong-shuung & lawreene
7. gung ni na & joelean
8. sew gian been & whareenbon
9. black leem & char urn
10. airrun & abeegale/suzzee/neek meeseer

if ya have any other couples, plz feel free to tag it...but dun put like...daren and ah- chu (the chief janitor) or anything like that...

2003-09-28T22:20:00.000+08:00

"though the wrong seems oft so strong, God is the ruler yet..."

we should always remember that although this world is becoming more and more nunsensical, God is still above all things...no matter how nunsensical, evil and unexplainable things become, God will still be the judge at judgement day...

2003-09-27T23:13:00.000+08:00

the difference between dreams and accomplishments...is purely desire -WWE

2003-09-27T20:36:00.000+08:00

READ ME READ ME!!!!!! ESPECIALLY IF U R A TEACHER...READ ME READ ME!!!!!!

wad is this???...this is my blog and i will say wadeva i feel and wanna say, provided if it is right...like when i feel there should be absolutely no more jacking of cuong...now ttz something that should start happening coz itz the right thing to do, so no more jacking of cuong...and if i feel it was quite stupid to send edelyne out of class especially at a time like this then i will put it up on my damn blog...coz like i said this is my blog and i WILL say wadeva i feel and wanna say, provided if it is right...if i had to say something i didnt feel like saying or had to say something that someone else wanted to say then it isnt very much of MY blog aint it...it will be freaking childish to give me crap for my testimonial jz because of wad i say here...why did i say anything wrong in my blog entries?...were the whole artz faculty not manipulated by creffield?...were the entire artz faculty not paying attention to her while she lectured and a sudden change of attitude when mr welch took over?...all the talk about accepting criticism...

this is not directed at anyone...this is jz saying wad i wanted to say and that i feel itz right...

2003-09-27T12:06:00.001+08:00

Im trying to be a nicer person so u all mother farkers out there better treat me nicely too haha…wad irony…ok nvm u dun have to treat me nicely but I will still be nice to u ppl altogether

2003-09-27T12:06:00.000+08:00

creffield is like prof x of the x-men...didnt u all noticed the way she manipulated the minds of practically the entire arts faculty...controlling their emotions etc during lecture...nvm abt that but i tot she was a real bitch in sending edylene (however u spell it) out during her lecture...sure she was late but she was having consultation right...surely a person like her should have the benefit of the doubt...she might be wrong by being late but does it constitute to her red card?wadz more the a levels are approaching...itz so darn stupid to send her out coz of that...if only i had stood up to my beliefs (and had bigger balls) i would have jz called her a petty bitch right in front of the whole arts faculty...and probably get sent out as well...

2003-09-26T20:15:00.000+08:00

it mz feel really demoralising being creffield's colleague...your students sleeping/doing other stuff while u lecture...and when she takes centre stage, everyone jz gives her their fullest attention...

2003-09-26T20:14:00.000+08:00

how to find out if u r successful in life...

1. u've got the babe
2. u have the brains
3. u excel in sports

looks and physique dun matter…

2003-09-21T22:45:00.000+08:00

1. dont like her jz becoz she has the most captivating eyes you have ever seen, jz becoz her skin is as smooth as silk and her hair as sweet as honey...dun like her only due to the physical, for when u see someone else who is physically superior, the feeling for her will fade into ashes...

2. dont like her jz becoz she is the nicest person on earth, jz becoz she treats u like a king or u find her personality intriguing, for when u find someone else nicer than her, the feeling for her will vanish into the unknown...

obviously im not made for poems...

2003-09-20T23:17:00.000+08:00

Inspired by weijun…
Why the toads get the babes (there is no specific reference to any species of toads so wipe the Surinam thought off your evil mind)
This came from an entry by weijun which I read…why the girls lup the bastards even though they are constantly treated like shit while the good guy beside them can only ever be her bestest fren…
This entry is abt how a girl can only ever like someone whose face is only ever comparable to those low lying amphibians while there are much much better options elsewhere…such a scenario is increasing in numbers and has become a worrying trend for those handsome and macho guys out there who are unable to comprehend such madness…this discussion, I think can be split up into 2 factors…the girl side and the guy side…
The girl side:1. She herself is a frog in disguise…no further explanation
The girl side: 2. She is fkcuing stoopid…
Her mind is still of a 3 yr old and she has childish fantasies that probably by kissing the frog like face, it will reverse the evil spell cast by the evil witch and turn it into her prince charming, say lionel or mark…however no matter how hard she tries kissing the kick ass toad, it never seems to change its form…den the cunning frog tells her that she has been kissing at the wrong areas and asks her to try her luck further south…bleh u get the idea…
The girl side: 3. She has a big, huge, immense, enormous, mammoth colossal heart, and seeing how the frog will probably never be able to get another girl in his entire life, she allows herself to be sacrificed to be with the frog and lay the bugger’s eggs. it can den be concluded that such girls dun go for looks. They go for the much more immaterial, “itz wad the inside that counts” kinda mentality and thus the boyfriend’s frog like appearance does not bother them at all…
The girl side 4:. She is jt desperate
The thrill of bestiality jz turns her on…she is oblivious to her surroundings, that there are much better looking ppl ard (for instance kim yon soo) and jz take wadeva is at hand…u can bet she has never entered into a relationship before and thus a toad for her will do jz fine…
The guy side: 1. The frog is a prince
The frog hails from the high imperial court of voodoo land and has noble blood…he uses money like as if he’s using toilet paper to clean itz ass…the girl or babe happens to be a materialistic fkcu and falls for itz money and not itz looks…
The guy side: 2. He is a smooothie!
The toad has found another alternative to itz serpent tongue, besides catching insects…(right now some bastards are thinking of “v-day” and “putting the tongue in the mouth”) ok nvm non-sequitur for others…anyway their tongue is able to smooth the girl and charm her with the words that flow out like honey and spill into the babe’s ears…these are what she wants to hear and she jz surrenders her soul to the froggie…besides that, the frog will be extremely cuncerned abt the babe and ttz wad all the babe asks for…touch by the cuncern, she smartly agrees to go steady with him, unknowing that he actually has secret plans to sit on her bed (internal joke)
Q. Is this really the issue now?
A. NO. in fact, the real issue is how these frogs are able to allow themselves to even think abt going after the babe…apparently their skins are thick enough and ballz big enough to even think of goin steady with the babe. They do not care abt how they look and do not fear the rejection that they may face. (unlike the balless me haha…)
Q. Is there any ulterior motive of these wicked beasts?
A. Im not really sure myself but ive come up with the theory that these toads will actually be quite faithful to their babes…they intend to marry them and bear kids, in the hope that their offspring might resemble the mother more…then, itz future generation will be safe in terms of looks and might set out on world domination to conquer world beauty wahahahaha!!!! *evil laughter*
Q. But doctor, isn’t there any form of remedy to this rampant form of bestiality?
A. Im afraid not at the mo-ment…these cunning frogs are highly re-owned for succeeding and achieving wadeva they set out to hook…even when they may look like they have broken up, unknown to the observer’s eye, it is actually still in the process of getting the babes…some of them are even notorious for 2-timing, and even enjoy @n@l sex…I think the only thing we as yandaos and hunks can do is to spread the word to those gullible babes out there to be wary of their pet frog’s intentions…
Clearly I am sort of schizophrenic haha…
Oh yeah been running around like a mad fugitive from mdm tham and her sentinels looking for ppl with unruly hair…still have like another 3 weeks to hide from them…letz hope I succeed…go fkcu yourselves lar…last few weeks of sch…stop irritating us, asses….

2003-09-17T20:34:00.000+08:00

MTV top 10 most wanted for basturding Cuong (not in any order of basturdness…)
1. There-run lea
2. Lie-nel yo
3. Marck hwang
4. Tea-mole-tea kool
5. Joe-sirs kwan
6. Tan jeet han
7. Chiam shi-gin
8. Lea beeng chai
9. Leem pway seng
10. Jaymes wong

2003-09-14T19:00:00.000+08:00

im damn sad with u guyz lar...all of u have a secret agenda against cuong and jz tag it in my board leaving cock up names...and in the end i get all the blame...wad iz this xial...all of u secretly behind cuong's back asking me to re-publish the blog again...want me to die izzit???and laffing all abt him(dun needta elaborate)dun force me to give cuong your names...and with all due respect to cuong...write something that reflects your age...

2003-09-11T13:21:00.000+08:00

just a personal note of apology to cuong and laurene...the last entry was done out of idleness and playfulness...didnt think it would turn out so shitty...no hard feelings...sorry man...

2003-09-06T00:02:00.000+08:00

teacher's day...hmm yeah sure it was kinda fun...wooooo screaming for teachers...giving them support etc..."uve been the best teacher bleh bleh..." hypocrisy?...yeah i mean like doin all this celebration shit but do we mean it???...not gonna give any case studies but how sincere are we in saying all this crap when one whole year or two we've been ponning lectures not doing HW making them cry...*hint*...and therefore u realise i was quite unentheusiastic during the concert...and wadz more we would be receiving our prelims results soon...no prizes for how well we will perform...no prizes for wad we will be doing...cursing and swearing at our results (and secretly at our teachers...) ok maybe only i will do that lar...but still...ok go tag my board and tell me howya feel...and on the brighter side...go vote the shit!!

2003-08-30T23:12:00.000+08:00

hi jz to add this nice but redundant song in my new blog...itz an oldie...called 'angel' by rock and roll papas aerosmith...

I'm alone
Yeah I don't know if I can face the night
I'm in tears
And the cryin that I do is for you
I want your love let's break the wall between us
Don't make it tough, I'll put away my pride
Enough's enough, I've suffered and I've seen the light

Baby, you're my angel come and save me tonight
You're my angel come and make it alright

Don't know what I'm gonna do about this feeling inside
Yes, it's true loneliness took me for a ride, yeah, yeah yeah
Without your love, I'm nothin but a beggar
Without your love, a dog without a bone
What can I do, I'm sleepin in this bed alone

Baby, you're my angel come and save me tonight
You're my angel come and make it alright
Come and save me tonight

You're the reason I live
You're the reason I die
You're the reason I give when I break down and cry
Don't need no reason why
Baby, baby, baby you're my angel come and save me tonight
You're my angel come and make it alright
You're my angel come and save me tonight
You're my angel come and take me for a ride
Come and save me tonight
Come and save me tonight
Come and save me tonight
Come and save me tonight
Come and save me tonight

2003-08-30T01:44:00.000+08:00

well nothing much to write in my first entry actually...jz wanna informally welcome u ppl here...make yourselves at home!